Me:  How do you think the baby will know who we are when he’s born?

Chris:  He’s gonna know who I am ’cause I’m gonna catch him.

Me:  Catch him?

Chris:  Yeah, catch him.  When he shoots out.

Me:  We should probably talk a little bit about the delivery process…

6  comments   |   posted in Husbands, Marriage, Marriage Confessions, pregnancy   |   tags: babies, delivery, fatherhood, humor, Husbands, life, Marriage, parenting, pregnancy

1) exmi | bad mommy: lol. that's hilarious. that's something my boyfriend would have thought. only, now that we have a child together, he sorta (only sorta, mind you) knows better. (01.03.2009 09:21am)

2) Mendi: Well, look at it this way...My husband just told me he's not "catching" anything....he says I'll be lucky if he's even in the room :) (01.03.2009 07:39pm)

3) Betsy: My husband won't be in the delivery room for the grand finale either. I am going to get a "doula" it is a person who specializes in making your labor easier and helps out when the husband can't! I think our marriage would struggle if I required Troy to be in there for the final push. Tell Chris to Youtube live birth and then ask him what he think:) (01.04.2009 12:02am)

4) Jon: Chris - WARNING! There very well may be things "shooting out", but it won't be the baby, and you won't want to catch. I say stand aside and let the guys that earn the big bucks do the catching. :) (01.04.2009 12:58am)

5) archiveslives: He makes it sound so much more exciting than it actually will be. Oh, to live in the head of a man for a day. (01.05.2009 01:00am)

6) Jen: Hilarious...just hilarious (01.13.2009 10:49am)

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