Sympathetic Husband of the Year
Me: My midwife told me today that I was a super cute pregnant lady!
Chris: Eh, I bet she says that to all her patients.
Be jealous of my sensitive hunk of a man, ladies. Be very jealous.
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4 Comments
Camille
Well, I don’t say that to all pregnant ladies, so you can rest assured that it’s true—you ARE a super cute pregnant lady!
Catherine
You guys are too funny.
Chloe
I agree with Camille: you ARE a super cute pregnant lady!
In the future, when I’m pregnant, I would be happy if I were half as cute as you are!
Liz, JM, and Leo
You’re cute. In fact, I have secret fits of jealous rage over your gorgeous red thick perfect hair that is only made more beautiful by the fact that you are pregnant. Damn you.