Conversations with Bean and Gracie,  Fun Things,  Parenting

Beanie and the Bib

“Mom,” said Beanie.   “Why are you making me wear a bib all the time now?”

“Well, Beanie,” I said.   “You are starting to drool more now.   The bib helps keep your nice clothes clean and dry.”

“But I don’t like bibs,” said Beanie.

“Well, why not, little Beenie Weenie?”

“Cause Dad says they make me look like a baby.”

“Oh,” I said.   “But, Beanie, you are a baby.”

“What?!?!?”

“Yeah, Beanie.   You’re a little baby.   And you’ll always be MY little baby…”

“Well,” said Beanie.   “That’s a pisser.”

“Oh, Bean.”

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