One of the challenges of being a new parent is trying to figure out all of the baby stuff. So, when someone gave me a pack of five things called “pee pee tee pees,” I had a hell of a time coming up with how to use them.
Are they tiny ear muffs?
Or maybe goggles for the tanning bed?
I don’t know. That can’t be right. You can’t put babies in tanning beds, can you?
Could they be tiny hats?
Maybe. With the right outfit… No. Probably not.
Well, could they possibly be…
Nope. I’m POSITIVE that’s not what they’re for. But, thanks, Chris.
OH! I bet I know what a Pee Pee Tee Pee is used for!! I tried to get Chris to model, but he drew the line. He doesn’t draw lines very often. But he looked pretty serious about this particular line, so I had to find another model.
You don’t hear Winnie complaining, do you, Chris?
TA DA! This is a Pee Pee Tee Pee! And while it might seem small and insignificant, you just try changing a baby boy’s diaper one time and accidentally yawning and getting sprayed in the mouth like a kid in the sprinkler. Suddenly a Pee Pee Tee Pee is pretty darn valuable.
So is mouthwash.
Now, can’t you sleep better at night knowing what a Pee Pee Tee Pee is? I know I can.