A Super Funny Giveaway

(Before I start, I should tell you that I have not been compensated in any way for this blog post.   My use of the product was before the company contacted me.   And I like them.   And they’re nice.   So I gave away their product.   So there.)

This cracks me up.

Remember a couple weeks ago when I posted about an important, high tech gadget called a pee-pee teepee?   No?   Don’t remember that?   Well, go read about it HERE.

Go ahead.

I’ll wait.

…(waiting)…

…(sigh)…

…(foot tapping)…

So, after I wrote that post, an incredibly nice woman named Carly contacted me.   Carly works for this company called Beba Bean.   (I know!   Bean!   How ironic!)   Beba Bean is a totally posh, totally adorable, totally dreamy baby line that is available at retails stores across the country, including Barneys New York.

(Side note:   I always pronounce Barney’s with a British accent.   It will always be Baaaahhhney’s to me. Don’t know why.)

Are you following all this?   Good, cause here’s the kicker…   Guess what product Beba Bean sells.   Just guess.   A wild guess.

PEE-PEE TEEPEES!!!!!!!!

That’s right.   They sell the actual Pee-Pee Teepee brand!   I poked around their beautiful website and discovered they have a plethora of designs besides the two that I have:

Airplanes:

And plain, soft, terry cloth blue:

Bean’s Granddad would freak out over the golf themed ones:

And Beanie’s GREAT Granddaddy would proudly stand behind these fishing ones:

And Chris would absolutely adore these camping ones.   Look!   Tiny trees!

But my absolute hands down favorite are these Christmas ones.   SANTA HATS!!!!!

Oh, man.   Those crack me up every time!   Can you imagine those?   On the boy bits after a bath?   HYSTERICAL!   I would have Beanie model these for you, but for moral and legal reasons, I will not be posting that picture to the internet.   And because my Mom would kill me.   For real.

Besides, I’m sure someday Beanie will pay thousands of dollars to sit on a couch and discuss why his mother hated him enough to dress his boy bits up in Santa hats.   No need to add a visual image to those sessions.

Moving on…

I also found this little onesie with the owl on it.   My sister, Ginny, would love this because she was a Chi Omega in college and their mascot is an owl.   I love it because its teeny tiny.   And blue.   And teeny tiny.

I surfed around the rest of the Beba Bean website, drooling.   I mean, look at these shoes:

I found these and immediately announced to Chris that I wanted a baby girl.   Then he slammed my laptop shut and threw it out the front door, just for emphasis.

He’s so dramatic sometimes.

But you know the saying.   You can take away my laptop, but you can’t take away my maternal yearnings! Or something like that.

Anyway, Carly was kind enough to offer a $25.00 gift certificate to a lovely reader of this blog so that they, too, could experience the awesomeness of tiny genital hats.   To be entered to win, just submit a comment below telling me who you are and where you’re from (cause I’m curious).

BONUS!   Carly and the wonderful people at Beba Bean have also agreed to give a 10% off coupon code to anyone who enters the contest.   Just be sure to fill in your email address because that’s how they’ll get the code to you.

Enter to win until midnight on Wednesday, September 30.

A very special thank you to Carly and the Beba Bean team for contacting me with this fun giveaway!

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