Conversations with Bean and Gracie,  Parenting

Funny Gracie

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“Hey, Gracie,” said Chris. “Wanna hear a joke?”

“Okay,” said Gracie.

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“Why’d the farmer bury all his money?”

“I don’t know,” said Gracie. “Why?”

“To make his soil richer!”

“Bwahahaha! Good one, dad!” said Gracie. “Do another one!”

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“Why do bees have sticky hair?” Chris asked.

“I don’t know. Why?”

“Because they use honeycombs!”

“Hahaha…whooo…haaa…” laughed Gracie.

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“Okay, here’s another one,” said Chris. “What do you do if a rhino charges you?”

“What?”

“Give him your credit card!”

“Bwahaha!! Oh man, Dad,” said Gracie. “You’re funny!”

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“Okay, one more,” said Chris. “Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Butter.”

“Butter who?”

“Butter wipe your upper lip cause there’s milk on it!”

“Ahahaha!” Gracie laughed.

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“No, seriously,” Chris said. “You’ve got milk on your lip.”

“Oh,” said Gracie. “Thanks.”

“You bet.”

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