Holy Stealing

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This Sunday after church, we picked Bean up from his Sunday School room like we do every week. Then, he walked with us down to the nursery to get Gracie, like he does every week.

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While we were loading Gracie up in her carrier, Bean was messing around with some of the toys, checking through things to make sure Gracie didn’t get anything more fun than he had in his classroom. When I turned around to get him so we could leave, he was holding a Lightning McQueen car. It was the same car that we had at home, so I thought maybe it was ours. But I didn’t remember him bringing it to church that morning. Though, maybe I had just overlooked it in the morning shuffle. So, we all headed out to the car, Bean happily toting his Lightning McQueen car.

When we got to the new house later that afternoon to finish scraping wallpaper, Bean squealed as he discovered he now had TWO Lightning McQueen cars! One was ours and one, of course, belonged to the church.

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“Daddy! TWO Lightning McQueens!” he shouted.

“No, buddy. We can’t be happy about that,” said Chris very seriously. “Because you stole from Jesus.”

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Nice, Chris. Real nice.

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31 Thoughts to “Holy Stealing”

  1. “You stole from Jesus.” My morning coffee just came out of my nose!

  2. LMAO. That is hysterical. Chris is too funny. And Bean is so cute! Oh well, at least he enjoyed the two Lightning McQueens for one night, right?

  3. Dyanna

    LOL!!!! Love this! Thanks for starting my Monday with a laugh!!

  4. Jennifer

    Oh my goodness thats hilarious!!!

  5. Oh but just look at that sweet little face! And what a funny response from Chris!

  6. Deepa

    Perfect, perfect repsonse.

  7. I cracked up! So funny!

  8. God Bless him, I love how such little things can make toddlers so happy. And for Chris, well, he just makes me laugh!

  9. That’s a pretty awesome parenting line. Don’t lie… I am sure you at least cracked a smile or giggled yourself 🙂 Cabin Fever in Vermont

  10. That sounds just like my husband.

  11. Sandy

    well, didn’t you steal Jesus’s shoes for your Sunday morning ensemble? =o)

  12. Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh, goodness. That’s awesome. Well played, Chris.

  13. Nikki

    What a great way to start the morning! I had to compose myself before answering my phone! Still giggling.

  14. erin

    I read this in Google Reader on my phone and the ad at the bottom of the post, right underneath that adorable picture of Bean, was the the word DEMONIC (it was a picture of the cover of Ann Coulter’s book) I just about fell out of my chair!

  15. heather in nd

    The title of this post is priceless. 🙂

  16. Lydia

    This literally made laugh OUT LOUD. Too funny. 🙂

  17. That was stinkin’ hilarious. 🙂

  18. Way to lay on the hellfire and brimstone Chris. So funny.

  19. Corinn

    i literally just lol. i love this.

  20. I just laughed out loud. Too funny!

  21. I don’t know what’s better – Chris’s comment or the look on Bean’s face!

  22. That’s kinda a ridiculously awesome one liner. Maybe a bit extreme…but ridiculously awesome nonetheless. =)

  23. Joan

    Chris, that is so bad! He may very well be scarred for life:)

  24. Erica M

    This is friggin hilarious! I almost spit my ice cream out : )

  25. I have never met Chris but I think we would enjoy sharing a beer – and spit-takes!

  26. LOL I’m laughing so hard right now. and feeling guilty for laughing. lol

  27. melissa

    dear katie,
    your floor is so clean. i balk.
    love, melissa

  28. Lisa

    That was the funniest thing I’ve read in a while.

  29. I snorted. That’s fantastic.

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