Gracie Tells a Joke

“Hey, Gracie,” I said.

“Oh,” she said. “Hi, Mom.”


“Whatcha doing, Big Girl?”

“Oh, I’m just hanging out after my baaaa…. HELP! HELP! MY DUCKY TOWEL IS ATTACKING ME!”


“Whoa, there!” I said. “Here, let me help you.”

“Oh, that’s better. Thanks, Mom.”

“No problem.”


“Ducks are so silly!”


“Yes, they are!” I agreed.

“Mom, can I have a duck?”

“I don’t think so, Puffalump. We have enough living things in our house right now.”

“But, MOM!” Gracie laughed. “Ducks aren’t living things!”


“What are you talking about, Graciekins?”

“Shhhhh… Come close and let me tell you a secret about ducks…”

“Okay,” I whispered, leaning closer. “Tell me a secret about ducks.”


“Ducks are just toots with feathers!”



“Yeah, Mom?”

“You tell weird jokes.”


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19 Thoughts to “Gracie Tells a Joke”

  1. Christy

    Cooky cooky cue…
    (Tell Gracie)

  2. Lisa in OK

    OMG, could she be any cuter?! And “toots with feathers”? LOL!!!

  3. Amy

    Oh…she is so adorable! I love babies around this age…so cute and fat and perfect.

  4. susan


  5. LOL love that little face! She is such a cutie pie!

  6. Ella

    So so cute 🙂

  7. Oh Miss Gracie I love your joke and think you are pretty stinkin adorable.

  8. Tressa

    Gracie, Gracie, Gracie… are to cute! Precious pictures!!!!!

  9. I love that you called her Puffalump. I totally STILL HAVE my Puffalump!!

  10. Ack! Cuteness overload.

    BTW, Faith just recently quit using her duckie towel and she’s ten. 🙂

  11. I love this, so adorable!

  12. jenny-bird

    socute. It’s nice to know that when I do have my little one I won’t be the only one who is making up both sides of the conversation. 🙂

  13. Your Gracie is absolutely beautiful! The drooly, gummy smiles make my heart yearn for another baby. Her silly jokes, and precious pictures are dangerous! 🙂

  14. SO CUTE. Jacob has the same towel, and it attacks him the same way.

  15. Jennifer

    Love it!! I still have myPuffalump too!! I think if Gracie really did say that I would have died from and OD of cuteness.

  16. Ok I don’t get it. But on another note, Gracie is seriously SO CUTE! I love her smiles. SO CUTE. But yeah… I didn’t get the joke…

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