Funny Boy

I went into Gracie’s room the other morning because I heard her waking up.


Normally, she fake cries when she wakes up until I come to get her. But on this particular morning, she wasn’t crying. She was laughing.


So, I go in there to get her. It’s pitch black because it’s, like, 5:00am. I walked into the room, and before I could get my bearings, I realized there was someone sitting in Gracie’s tiny rocking chair.

It was Bean. And he was wearing only his underwear.

“Hi, Mom,” he said, rocking away.


“Hey, Buddy,” I said, confused. “Um… what are you doing in here?”

“I’m just singing,” he replied happily.

Uh huh… Uh huh… Totally normal.

“Okay, well, where are your pajamas?”

“Oh, they were too heavy, so I took them off.”


Oh. Sure. Okay. Makes total sense to me.

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