Let’s say – hypothetically – that there were two families who lived in Orlando and were tired of their own pools and had OD’d on the beach the week before.
And so – hypothetically – the moms went in search of a different place to play for a day.
And let’s say – hypothetically – that their soiled minds led them to break into a Disney resort with their children. If this were true, they would have had to lie to the security guard and say that they were meeting a friend who was staying at the hotel. But, as you can see, that would never be true because what kind of parent tells a flagrant lie with their children sitting in the back of the car?
But let’s pretend – hypothetically – that these mothers with no morals got through security without so much as a blink from the security guard. I would imagine that they would probably have a fantastic day at the resort pool!
I have heard from friends that the Caribbean Beach Resort at Disney has the most amazing kid pool area, with a pirate ship area for little kids and then a big pool with giant water slides, too. And – hypothetically – I bet I would be super proud of Bean for swimming like a fish all over the big pool and getting up the courage to go down the big water slides, too.
The pool area was so fun that, hypothetically, we might have stayed from 9:00 in the morning until 3:00 in the afternoon. And we probably would have had lunch at the cafeteria on the property so that we didn’t have to worry about bringing in food for the entire day. Hypothetically, of course.
I mean, hypothetically, it probably would have been a super awesome day.
P.S. Marriage Confessions does not condone immoral acts of lying, trespassing, or having illegal fun with your children. Thank you, Management
P.P.S. You can’t prove anything!