Eff This Healthy Shizzzz

Eff This Healthy Shizzzz

A few weeks ago, I blogged about how I have given up certain things in my life in order to simplify and make myself happier.  One of the things I gave up was dieting.  This was stupid. I have now reached a size where I don’t even feel like myself anymore.  You know those unflattering pictures that sometimes get taken of you by accident?  The ones where you are in the peripheral or the background and you were clearly not prepared to be photographed?  You’re hunched over in the most…

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The Shot Heard Around the Waiting Room

The Shot Heard Around the Waiting Room

Beanie had his two-month old doctors appointment today.   And you know what that means.   Immunizations.   Which is just fancy doctors speak for, “Let me hurt your child and then give him back to you screaming.”   In case you find yourself at some point in your life holding a screaming child as he is “immunized,” allow me to offer some guidance… Things To Have Handy When Your Child Receives His Shots: 1.   A dirty diaper. Oh, yes.   Be sure your child poos his pants just…

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Deli Counter Encounters

Deli Counter Encounters

Now, I’m not a sissy girl.   I might be prissy.   I might prefer air conditioning.   And I will always, always paint my toenails.   But I’m not a sissy.   Not too much scares me and I can hold my own in an argument.   But nothing is more scary to me than the deli counter at Stop and Shop on Saturday mornings. The first problem is that I go on Saturday mornings.   Along with the rest of suburban America.   And the suburban moms are…

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