• Knock, Knock

    “Hey, Beanie.   Wanna hear a joke?” I ask. “Sure,” Beanie says. “Knock, knock.” “Whose there?” “Dewey.” “Dewey who?” “Dewey have to keep telling knock knock jokes?” “Bwahahahaha!!!” “Oh, Mom.   You’re so…

  • April Fools Day

    I have not written about the Ultimate April Fools Day Prank that was pulled off on April 1, 2008 because up until now I could not talk about it without becoming so angry…