Parenting
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Health Nuts Unite!
Okay, imaginary friends. I need some help. Bean eats terribly. And since Bean is 18-months-old and can’t fix himself his own meals, what that really means is that I feed my son terribly. …
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Well, This is New
Bean has a new trick. He thinks it’s the most fun thing in the whole world. Chris and I disagree. I call it the Limp Noodle. Bean calls it Awesome. Here’s how you…
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The Binkiless Bean
For a week we have been preparing for this past weekend when we would finally take away Bean’s binky. We prepared by cutting back the binky usage to just bedtime and naptime and…
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I’m the Mommy Because I Said So
Last weekend when my parents took Bean to Disney, he came home with a new set of toys. My mom said they were shopping in one of the Disney stores at the end…
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The Farewell Binky Tour
Last week Chris and I were at the end of our rope with the whining from Bean. It was constant. It was uncontrollable. It was annoying. And the worst part was that we…
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Putting the GRAND in Grandparents
A few weekends ago, I asked my mom and dad if they’d take Bean this past weekend. Chris was going out of town and I really wanted a weekend to myself. They happily…
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Chocolate Covered Bean
If chocolate cookies are wrong, Bean doesn’t want to be right. If binkies are wrong, Bean doesn’t want to be right. And if chocolate covered Bean’s with binkies are wrong, then I don’t…
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My Headstrong Hillbilly
This is Bean. He’s learning to dress himself. Well, let me be more specific. He’s learning how to UNdress himself. He walks around half dressed now, like a little hillbilly. But it’s not…
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A Festivus for the Rest of Us
This past weekend was the Winter Park Autumn Arts Festival. Which to me means “FUNNEL CAKES!” and to my mom means, “SHOPPING!” But with Bean being an actual human being with preferences and…
