Parenting

  • Which Way Did He Go?

    “Bean?” I said.  “Where are you?  You’re not on your play mat…” “…And your not in your high chair…” “Hey, Mom!” said Bean.  “I’m right here!” “Where?” I said. “Right here!” “What are…

  • Dinner and a Show

    “Bean,” I said.  “What are you doing?” “I’m taking off my shirt, Mom,” he said. “How come you’re doing that during dinner, Big Guy?” “I feel restricted.” “You feel restricted?”  I said. “Yeah,…

  • Tails.

    “Uhhh….Big Molly?” said Bean.  “Uhhh… There’s something hanging off of you back here…” “What the…??” said Bean. “Hey, uh, Molly?” said Bean.  “I mean, I don’t want to scare you or anything, but…

  • Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom,

    “Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom…” “Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom…” “Mom, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Momma, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom…” “Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois…” “WHAT BEAN????” “Hi.”

  • Tunnel of Love

    “Hey, Bean,” said Molly.  “What are you doing?” “I’m just sittin’ in my tunnel,” Bean said.  “Wanna come in here with me?” “I don’t think I can fit,” said Big Molly. “Sure you…