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Half-Assed and Sassy: I’m Back!
(tap, tap, tap) IS THIS THING ON????? (tap, tap, tap) Well, kids. I just couldn’t stay away. Turns out, when you’re a writer – even a kitchen table one – you miss writing.…
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Boys Raising Boys
The other night, Gracie began shrieking in the living room. She came to find me 3.4 seconds later, with Bean right on her heels, ready to defend himself against his accused crimes. “BEAN…
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Lowering the Bar on Motherhood and Raising Standards for My Children
Every so often, someone emails me to ask what I think the secret to marriage is. Chris and I usually have a good chuckle, share a beer and laugh at how we have fooled…
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We’ve Got Ourselves a Screamer
For as dainty and girly as Gracie is, you would probably be surprised to learn that she is a screamer. Actually, that may not surprise you at all, in fact. Screaming has come…
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The Truth Prevails
My girlfriend, Danielle, and I made plans weeks ago to stay one night at a Disney resort over Spring Break. We decided that instead of breaking into a Disney resort pool (which is…
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Bad Religion
The other day, I was getting on to Bean for something. I can’t remember what exactly right now, but it was probably for annoying Gracie. So, I say to him, “You’ve got one…