Husbands
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What would you have done?
Traveling with a woman who is 8 months pregnant,Ridiculous. Being the pregnant woman’s husband,Ridiculous AND exhausting! Imagine having to walk through an airport holding 1,000 pounds of luggage on your back while also…
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Friday Night Flights
We left for our big adventure to Florida on Friday against the better judgment of my boss, my doctor, and myself. My feet have been battling swelling, and I’m trying desperately not to…
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Packing with Your Husband
Chris and I are leaving today to head back to Florida for the Easter weekend. This involves a three-hour flight. On an airplane. Where swelling is common in normal people. If you remember,…
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I Am Not a Redneck. Really.
Chris and I had brunch this past weekend with some new friends of ours. We’ve known them for a while, but we only just recently started spending more time with them, and I…
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The Breaking Point
I think I have finally answered the age-old question: How long can the husband of an expectant wife keep his sanity? The answer would be seven and a half months. Chris is revolting…
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…And Then He Had to Die
Chris: Maybe you should think about limiting your Girl Scout cookie intake. Me: Maybe we should get a divorce.
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Ring Around My Fat Finger
In the past few weeks my hands have started to swell pretty badly and almost every day. Its gotten to the point now where if it happens and I am still wearing my…
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Cuddling with a Pregnant Lady
Last night Chris and I were laying on the couch watching March Madness. (For the record, I am number 1 in our pool right now, thankyouverymuch… Chris is number 8, but…
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Don’t Make Me Say It
This past weekend I had to make a run to Target. If you don’t know already, I have banned myself from Target as part of our household budget crisis. I’m only…
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I Care. I Daycare.
Wanna know the craziest thing in the whole wide world? Crazier than Britney Spears or seedless watermelons? (I mean, really. Where do the seeds go???) Chris and I are picking…