Pregnancy
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Expectant Mother, Right?
This afternoon I braved the cold and the crowds and did a little Christmas shopping. As I was circling the mall parking lot for the 4,000th time, I noticed a spot on the…
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The Greatest Little Love Story Ever Told
Now, I don’t like to brag, but my husband is pretty much the greatest thing since sliced bread. We’ve been together since we were 16 – this April it will be 10…
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Big Mac Babies
This past week while my parents were visiting, my mom told me a funny story about a dream that actually changed her. She said that around the time I was born, they…
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We Came, We Ate, We Conquored
Well, we survived Thanksgiving. The turkey was moist, the stuffing was spicy, the mac ‘n cheese was to die for. There were no fires in the kitchen, nothing burned on the…
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The 24th Hour
“Could you hold this textbook up for me?” “What do you think I should do about this?” “What the…???” These are all things that you never want to hear your doctor say to…
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I’ll Kill Him.
I’ve always wondered how crimes of passion happen. How does someone who once loved someone else get to the point where they feel the need to take that person’s life? And…
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The Family is Coming! The Family is Coming!
Hold on to your hats, people. My family is coming to town. That’s right. My mom, dad, grandma, and sister are all spending Thanksgiving at MY house this year. …
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An Adult Conversation
Me: Do you like the name Cooper? Chris: Do you like the name Penis? Clearly, we are ready to raise a child.
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How My Womb is Changing Me
Everyone told me when I became pregnant that I would go through some crazy changes. But mostly, they talked about the crazy physical changes. I was ready for those. It…
