Pregnancy
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Hide and Seek
Anyone seen a baby laying around? He’s not in his swing… He’s not in his high chair… He’s not in his stroller… Is he in his bassinet? No… Is he in his bouncer?…
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He Sings Because He Cares
(DISCLAIMER: This website does not condone posting private conversations and/or singing tirades that your spouse instigates on his own free will in the private of your own home without said spouse’s permission. Disclosing…
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Turn, Baby, Turn
This afternoon I had my 36 week doctor’s appointment to discuss what the plan of action is from here on out. The little problem we are having is that the baby is breech.…
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Hospital, Husbands, and Happiness
Last night Chris and I went on the hospital tour. We were supposed to do this weeks ago as part of our childbirth class, but since we are childbirth drop outs, we signed…
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First-Time Father Blues
Chris is driving me crazy. Freaking crazy. Like if he hadn’t knocked me up, I’d probably kill him right now. The thing is, its not all his fault. Its not actually his fault…
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False Alarms
Before I was pregnant, I didn’t pay much attention to my body. I didn’t own a scale. I couldn’t tell you anything about my metabolism. I didn’t even know when I was hungry…
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That Thing You Do
I love a good foot rub. Always have. But when you’re pregnant, a foot rub becomes better than anything else in the entire world. I’ve become like a crack addict. I’ll give anything…
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Welcome to the End of My Rope
I’m at the end of my pregnancy rope. And the last place you want an eight and a half month pregnant woman is swinging from the end of ANY rope. I think I’ve…
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What’s in a Name?
Sunday morning, I was woken up by a solicitation phone call at 8:00 AM. I picked up the phone and heard the long pause and then click of a solicitation call connecting and…
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Dogs and Diaper Genies
I have heard throughout my pregnancy that dogs have a sense about these things. That they just know that you are in the family way. If that is true, then my dogs hate…
