• Misery.

    I either have my face in the toilet or I am sleeping.   Because apparently THAT is what pregnancy is all about.   Don’t believe anything else.

  • Gym Rat

    I have done the unthinkable, the unimaginable, the unexplainable. I have joined a gym.   That’s right.   I’m paying money to sweat.   I am trying to think of something funny or…

  • Killer Commute

    Every morning I wake up to the same routine in my house.  Let the dogs out, get in the shower, blow dry my hair, lotion the legs, put on my make up, pack…

  • Symbolism and Skinny Jeans

    I have been starving dieting for about 2 weeks now. I keep trying to tell myself that I’m just eating healthier, but who am I kidding? I’m dieting hard core. I need to…

  • 5:45 AM

    What do you do at 5:45 AM?   I’ll tell you my new favorite thing to do – wake up and worry.   For some reason, my body has decided that there are…

  • The Worst Dieter Ever

    It has finally happened. I’ve become so frustrated with my recent weight gain that I’ve decided to go on a diet. Normally, I am not that interested in my weight. I don’t even…

  • To Cancer or Not to Cancer…

    UPDATE:  June 4, 2008:  LUCY DOESN’T HAVE CANCER!!  Her vet called me late yesterday to tell me that she does not have cancer.  Instead she has something called nodular peniculitis.  I about died…