Double Trouble

Double Trouble

The older kids get, the harder it is to keep a straight face when they are in trouble.  AmIright???? The other day, we were driving down the road and they were getting on my last nerve.  They had been in one of those playing hysterically moods where their “fun” can quickly become “murder charges” in the blink of an eye.  I had been getting onto them to leave each other alone, to settle down, to keep their hands to themselves…  Blah, blah, blah… Finally, I reached the last straw and…

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When Boggle Boards Go Wrong

When Boggle Boards Go Wrong

One of the bulletin boards in my classroom is an extra credit “Boggle Board” assignment.  Every Monday, I put up new letters and students have until Friday to submit their Boggle Board worksheet for extra credit. (FYI: This picture is of the first week of school, not this week…) Normally, I check and double check that sucker for bad words.  For example, I NEVER put an “F” and a “U” in the same Boggle Board.  (Teaching Middler Schoolers Tip #3,921: Know your audience.) This week, I messed up ROYALLY and…

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#Fatherhood #DammitChris

#Fatherhood #DammitChris

Last night, I was tucking Gracie into bed when she turned her big, baby blue eyes up to me and said, “Mommy, are monsters real?” “Oh, no, sweetheart,” I said, gently brushing her hair back from her face.  “Monsters aren’t real.” She let out a worried little breath and smiled up at me. And then Chris stuck his head in her bedroom door and said, “Except for the ones under your bed,” and then he laughed and left. #fatherhood #dammitChris So, I spent the next five minutes trying to fill…

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Me, Pookey, Arnie, a Drunk Guy, and Friends

Me, Pookey, Arnie, a Drunk Guy, and Friends

This past weekend has been the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill in Orlando.  We happen to be lucky enough to live right across the street from Bay Hill, so for the past few years, Chris and I have gone to the tournament with friends since it’s a short walk from our house (but, let’s be honest… we still drive…). (Martin Kaymer, above) Last year, we went to the “Wine and Dine on Nine” event.  You purchase a ticket package that gets you into this huge tent on the 9th…

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One of These is Not Like the Other

One of These is Not Like the Other

So, Chris and I are working on this new classroom management system that we are designing with a web team that we have been lucky enough to put together.  Last night, I was logged into our backend program, looking at some of the initial designs from one of our web designers.  There is a place for us to chat and leave feedback and comments to each other on the program, so I went over there to make a few notes on some of the work she has done. And that’s…

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Wednesday Wonderings and Emojis

Wednesday Wonderings and Emojis

I don’t want to be on my diet anymore.  I just bought Ezekiel bread.  Ever heard of it?  The Bible verse Ezekiel 4:9 is printed on the bag: “Take also unto thee Wheat, and Barley, and beans, and lentils, and millet, and Spelt, and put them in one vessel, and make bread of it…” I’m mean, I’m all about some mad Bible verses, yo.  But what the hell is spelt and why is it in my bread?  Jesus, bring me dark chocolate.  Amen. When I whined to Chris that I didn’t want…

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Big Molly and the Dog Door

Big Molly and the Dog Door

For Christmas, Chris and I gave the dogs a dog door.  We thought they would love it.  As much as they are constantly whining to go outside and inside and outside and inside, we figured this would make them so very, very happy. Daisy loves it.  She runs in and out all day long.  She brings her toys outside, then she runs them back inside.  She sees a squirrel outside and she’s through the flap chasing it across the yard in seconds.  She gets in trouble, we put her outside,…

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Win Some, Lose Some

Win Some, Lose Some

Oh, Lord, y’all.  I’m about to tell you a really long, detailed story about how I messed up royally and it will make you feel better about your own life decisions. So, last Thursday, I happened to look at my family Google calendar and realized that I had mistakenly put Bean’s school’s Mother/Son event on the wrong date.  I had it scheduled for the following Wednesday instead of the very next day. This posed quite a few scheduling issues. First, I was supposed to be taking a planning day with…

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Questions With My Family

Questions With My Family

These have been going around Facebook, but I thought I’d share mine here, too.  Only, I asked the kids AND Chris.  I also added a few questions that I want to remember about them when they are grown up and I am rambling around in my nursing home. Here we go: What is something I say a lot?  “No.” (Gracie)/”Do your best.” (Bean)/”Don’t be difficult.” (Chris) What makes me happy?  Reading (Gracie)/Being loved. (Bean)/Getting your feet rubbed. (Chris) What makes me sad?  When I wipe your kisses away (Gracie)/When something…

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