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Hide and Seek
Anyone seen a baby laying around? He’s not in his swing… He’s not in his high chair… He’s not in his stroller… Is he in his bassinet? No… Is he in his bouncer?…
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Turn, Baby, Turn
This afternoon I had my 36 week doctor’s appointment to discuss what the plan of action is from here on out. The little problem we are having is that the baby is breech.…
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Anxious Puppies
Turns out Chris and I are not the only ones anxiously awaiting the arrival of the Bean. My dog, Molly, has taken up permanent residency in the nursery. At first, I was really…
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False Alarms
Before I was pregnant, I didn’t pay much attention to my body. I didn’t own a scale. I couldn’t tell you anything about my metabolism. I didn’t even know when I was hungry…
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That Thing You Do
I love a good foot rub. Always have. But when you’re pregnant, a foot rub becomes better than anything else in the entire world. I’ve become like a crack addict. I’ll give anything…
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Things That Don’t Suck
So, life kind of stinks right now. I’m tired of being pregnant. I’m sore. I’m cranky. And if I don’t get my hormones under control, I’m going to end up as a single…
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A Long, Long Time Ago…
Do you know what today is? You DON’T??? Its April 29, 2009, of course. Do you know what that means? You DON’T??? It means that 10 years ago today – this very, exact…
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Welcome to the End of My Rope
I’m at the end of my pregnancy rope. And the last place you want an eight and a half month pregnant woman is swinging from the end of ANY rope. I think I’ve…
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What’s in a Name?
Sunday morning, I was woken up by a solicitation phone call at 8:00 AM. I picked up the phone and heard the long pause and then click of a solicitation call connecting and…
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The Ol’ Switch-a-Roo
To Chris, there is a big difference between this: and this: or this: As our due date gets closer and closer, Chris seems to be sweating more. He’s walking around in circles mumbling…
