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The Baptismal Compromise
A few days ago I posted about how Chris wouldn’t pitch in and help me shop for his family’s Christmas presents. And about how because I had to shop by myself on…
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You Know You Wanna Know…
I am probably to nosiest person I know. I don’t necessarily want the gossip so much as I just want to know what’s in people’s purses. Or how much money is in someone’s…
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The Birds and the Bees
Did you ever stop to think about the phrase, “The birds and the bees?” What do birds and bees have to do with each other anyway? Well, I’ll tell you. Absolutely…
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Best Text Message Ever
I received the following text message from my sister. All you need to know is that JM is her fiance, John Michael. “JM is coming to meet me at work and I asked…
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First-Time Father Blues
Chris is driving me crazy. Freaking crazy. Like if he hadn’t knocked me up, I’d probably kill him right now. The thing is, its not all his fault. Its not actually his fault…
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Ring Around My Fat Finger
In the past few weeks my hands have started to swell pretty badly and almost every day. Its gotten to the point now where if it happens and I am still wearing my…
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Love is Patient, Love is Kind
Me: Do you think you could love anyone more than me? (Silence) Chris: Well, I’m definitely not going to love my second wife more than you.
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How to Talk to an Irrational Person
Chris is the best at talking to irrational people. I think its because he’s had lots of practice. After all, we’ve been together almost 10 years. That is sort of…
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How the Mighty Have Fallen
Its no secret that in the past few months, Chris has become a bit of a workaholic/psychotic about the house. He has been spending hours doing things like pulling down vines, painting…
