Euro-Bean-an
“Hey, Mom,” said Beanie.
“Hey, Beanie.”
“What do you think of my comb-over look?”
“I have always liked your comb-over, Beanie.”
“Yeah?” he said. “You don’t think I look like Donald Trump?”
“Hmm…” I said, thinking it over.
“Just a little like The Donald?”
“No, Beanie,” I said. “I don’t think so.”
“Well, I do,” said Beanie. “I’m thinking about changing my look.”
“Oh, yeah?” I said.
“Yeah. What do you think about this, Mom?”
“Whoa, Beanie.”
“Don’t you think I look like a European rock star?” he asked.
“Well…I don’t know Beanie…”
“You don’t think so, Mom?” he said.
“Well, you’re a little young to be a rock star from any country, Beanie.”
“Oh, Mom,” he said. “You’re so out of touch. People of all ages are getting discovered now, thanks to the internet. Just put me on YouTube and let’s see what happens.”
“I don’t think so, Beanie,” I said.
“But MOM!” he shouted. “I’M EUROPEAN! It’s different!”
“I don’t care, Beanie. You’re too little to be exploited on the internet.”
“Well, what about your blog, Mom?”
(crickets, crickets, crickets)
“Go to your room, Bean.”
“Fine,” he sighed. “Ring me on the telly when I can come out, Mum.”
11 Comments
TeamHaynes
He’s way cuter than The Donald! I like both styles, but the comb over get the hair out of his face. I love the bib. Next he’ll be doing some spikes!
Tina
hey! I think he’s the most adorable baby I’ve ever seen! I stumbled across your website by accident [to be honest] and I can’t stop reading 😀 It’s really helping me to know I’m not the only one in a new marriage having those weird and sometimes annoying problems. Haha. My Hubby and I haven’t decided on having a baby yet, but I have to say, when we do, this would be an awesome thing to do!! Peace & Love ;]
Ps. I like the rockstar look Beanie.
Hillary
Soooo cute! I can’t believe how much hair he has!
Danielle Melnyczenko
He’s such a character 😛
Dig the Bib
naomi
hmmm…not all the pix would load on this post?
Holly your biggest fan, but not fattest.
lets be honest, the bean can pull of ANY look, as far as i am concerned.
Aunt Ginny
I love the rockstar look, Beanie!!!
Laura
I laughed at the “mum” thing. I’m living down under where “mum” is the official term for “mom”. I can’t wrap my head around it – I feel like “mum” is a word for a flower.
They also use “telly” for TV, and they shorten most words. One of my favorites is “unco” for “uncoordinated”. (E.g. I’m so unco!”)
🙂 Little Beanie makes a great European!
Mom of 3
I love the rock star hair! You can almost trim little bangs, it would be so cute!
Nona
Well he does have the hair mum! I think you should spik it one day and photograph it!! Fun times with the Bean!! Have a good one!
Vava
Hahahahahahahahaha….that was awesome….