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The end is near €¦ Thank you god.
Well the end is near, or the beginning, or the beginning of the end.??? I don’t know. I going to go with the end is near. What’s the end you ask? The end…
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Playstation vs. The Pregnant Wife
Tuesday afternoon around 4:00 PM, I started having mild contractions. They weren’t intense at all, but they were a little more regular than any of the previous Braxton Hicks contractions I’ve had. I…
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Best Text Message Ever
I received the following text message from my sister. All you need to know is that JM is her fiance, John Michael. “JM is coming to meet me at work and I asked…
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The Mother’s Day Nest
I was conflicted about Mother’s Day this year. On one hand, I don’t have a baby yet. On the other, I have a fetus kicking me in the ribs every day, and surely…
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Smelly Like a Dog
This past weekend in a sudden, unstoppable onset of nesting, I declared our house a natural disaster. A natural odorous disaster. And I blamed the dogs. Everywhere I went, I smelled dogs. Sitting…
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Love and Marriage in the Grocery Store
On Sunday, Chris and I went grocery shopping for the week. Since we discovered that having a child costs the equivalent of running a small country, we have really been making the…
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Hide and Seek
Anyone seen a baby laying around? He’s not in his swing… He’s not in his high chair… He’s not in his stroller… Is he in his bassinet? No… Is he in his bouncer?…
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Bellycast #5
For the record, I stayed in this position for 15 minutes which is just long enough for all the blood to rush to my head. Also for the record, it took me another…
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He Sings Because He Cares
(DISCLAIMER: This website does not condone posting private conversations and/or singing tirades that your spouse instigates on his own free will in the private of your own home without said spouse’s permission. Disclosing…
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We’re Goin’ Visitin’
Today we are taking a little field trip here at Marriage Confessions. Everyone put on your visitin’ dresses and touch up your lipstick cause we’re going over to my blogging friend, Camille’s, blog…
