Husbands
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Revenge Grocery Shopping
I am equal parts ashamed and proud of the story I am about to tell. You should just know that. I am swamped right now. It’s just one of those weeks when the…
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I’m a Loser
I’m a loser. I lose things. Not everything, but a lot of things. And generally, it’s the same things over and over again. I lose my cell phone all the time, and sometimes…
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You Get What You Need
Since we bought our house last year, I have been begging Chris to paint the outside of it. It’s this terrible peach color. Like, bridesmaids dress peach. And it has burgundy trim. It…
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Denim Stand-Off
Have you ever seen the show “Everybody Loves Raymond?” It’s one of our favorites. Both Chris and I love it because it’s like real marriage. But funnier. I can’t tell you how many…
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Just Wait and See…
Once upon a time, there lived a boy and a girl who loved each other at a very young age. They loved each other so much that the boy asked the girl to…
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Beyond the Boundaries of a “Normal Marriage”
(WARNING: If you aren’t married yet, you might need to look away for a bit or else you’ll never want to get married. Also, if you’re my minister, please skip this post and…
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Daddy Skills
A friend posted this on Facebook, and I about wet my pants. I gots mad daddy skillz, yo…
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Summertime Confessions
1. This morning I checked my email and saw that one of the mom email lists that I am on from church sent out an email announcing that Jake and the Neverland Pirates…
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Happy Birthday, Chris!
This past Sunday was Chris’s 29th birthday. Have I ever told you about how I never remember the date of Chris’s birthday? I don’t know why I have such a problem with it,…
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Really Good Days
Do you ever have those really good days? Days when the sun is shining and your hair looks good and no one pitches a fit and everyone takes a nap and your husband…