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Mommy Brain
I have been trying to blog for two weeks now. I have more unusable drafts written than ever before. They just sit there. Unpublished. Mocking me. And why do I have these unpublished…
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The Four-Legged Perspective
“Hey, Lucy?” “Yes, Molly?” “Do you think that baby is going to stay here forever?” “I think so.” “But he smells funny.” “Yeah, but he’s kind of cute. I like him.” “Oh. But…
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Bath Times and Breakdowns
We decided to give Michael a bath. Big mistake. I am a nervous wreck enough about causing permanent damage to this baby as it is. So you put me around water with him…
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Baby Paraphernalia
Chris: I don’t know why they call this a bouncer. It doesn’t bounce. Me: Would you rather they call it a vibrater? Chris: Good point. Beaner: Hey. Do you guys see that floating…
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Hello, Maternity Instincts?
Last night around 4:00 AM my stomach started to hurt. Funny thing about abdominal surgery. It makes your abdomen sore. So, I got up to walk around a little bit because sometimes the…
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He Sings Because He Cares
(DISCLAIMER: This website does not condone posting private conversations and/or singing tirades that your spouse instigates on his own free will in the private of your own home without said spouse’s permission. Disclosing…
