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Greetings from the Geriatric Disney World!
Well, I’m in Florida today visiting the ol’ family. I’m ready for some sunshine, some shopping – who am I kidding? I’m ready to meet, examine, and then ruthlessly judge my…
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There Is NO Bun In This Oven
I have come to realize that part of being a young married couple means that people are eagerly anticipating when you will become a young married parent. Don’t believe me? If…
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Bag ‘Em, Tag ‘Em, and Then Meet the Parents
My sister. What a unique, psychotic individual. She’s one of those beautiful, creative, hysterical, insane people that just seems to attract people to her. She’s always been that way. She’s the kind of…
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(Drumroll, Please…)
At long last, I have pictures of the house! Welcome to the wonderful world of homeownership (as interpreted by me). This is the view looking from the front door into the freshly painted,…
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How NASCAR Drivers Are Born
The other day I was out in the backyard with the dogs. Across the street, our neighbor’s car was parked in their driveway, but the windshield wipers were flying, the hazard lights were…
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Cooler People Than Me
I’m a firm believer in surrounding yourself with the type of people that you want to be. Surely some of their goodness will rub off on you if you follow them around closely…
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Musical Chairs
So I have all this beautiful new furniture in my house that the dogs are not allowed on – at all. The process of getting them to stay off the furniture has…
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I’ve Died and Gone to Suburbia
Let me tell you how fantastic the 4th of July weekend was around our neighborhood. Almost every house on our block had firecrackers and about every other house had the super big…
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Happy Father’s Day, Dad
There are many things that I love about my Dad – his sense of humor, his laugh, his golf tan, his relationship with my Mom, his passion for golf and a good glass…
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