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I am The Master
As of 6:03 PM on Sunday night, I am officially finished with my thesis. I submitted my final presentation and paper, got a nice email back from my professor telling me I’ll get…
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Rainbows: An American Conspiracy
I know that posting this isn’t nice. I know that I shouldn’t laugh at other people. I know that belittling someone else for a good laugh makes me a terrible person. But I…
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My Olympic Dream
Lately I have been struggling with who I am. Where do I want my life to go? How do I want to get there? What do I want to accomplish? My job has…
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Deli Counter Encounters
Now, I’m not a sissy girl. I might be prissy. I might prefer air conditioning. And I will always, always paint my toenails. But I’m not a sissy. …
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Gardening for Dummies
Late this past Sunday afternoon, Chris and I worked in the yard – wait, correction. I worked in the yard late this past Sunday afternoon. Chris worked in the yard all day on…
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New Haircut Blues
I’m nothing if I’m not honest, so let me lay it all out there for you. I’m in a terrible mood this morning. And I got a bad haircut. This means that I…
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Bag ‘Em, Tag ‘Em, and Then Meet the Parents
My sister. What a unique, psychotic individual. She’s one of those beautiful, creative, hysterical, insane people that just seems to attract people to her. She’s always been that way. She’s the kind of…
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New Thrill: Dog Doors
So this past weekend, Handy Chris installed a dog door in our back door. We thought it would be a welcome change for the dogs, given that their previous method of being…
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The Jolie-Pitts & Me
I love celebrity gossip as much as the next person. I used to be obsessed with it. I had subscriptions to all the magazines and checked in online daily. That is until I…
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Symbolism and Skinny Jeans
I have been starving dieting for about 2 weeks now. I keep trying to tell myself that I’m just eating healthier, but who am I kidding? I’m dieting hard core. I need to…