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The Art of Being Huge
As I enter my third trimester, I am very aware of my size. My large size. My very large size. I’m so big right now that moons should be orbiting…
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The Non-Baby Shower
This past weekend Chris threw me a non-baby shower. And it was pretty awesome. He invited friends from all over to our house on Saturday night to eat, drink, and celebrate…
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The Masculine Shower
I either have the most thoughtful, sweetest, wonderfulest husband in the whole world. Or I have a sneaky, no-good, cheap husband who does sweet things to get out of having to buy…
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Clean Up Crew
This past week, my sister and her main squeeze, John Michael were visiting. We had a rootin’ tootin’ good time. They came into town to go down to Times Square for…
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The Thought Process of the First-Time Father
Me: How do you think the baby will know who we are when he’s born? Chris: He’s gonna know who I am ’cause I’m gonna catch him. Me: Catch him?…
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Aren’t Wii a Little Old For This?
Chris is a video game junkie. He’s not the kind that ignores all other obligations in order to play them, but he’s almost that kind. Usually, he plays after I go…
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You Can’t Change a Man, But You Can Improve His Vocabulary
This past week we have been dealing with Molly’s incredibly upset stomach. Due to an unfortunate incident involving a 5 pound roast, Molly has proven that what goes in must surely come…
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Ode To Dirty Husbands
A co-worker called me today to see if my husband had been at the gym around 10:30 AM. Knowing that Chris practically has an allergic reaction every time the topic of gyms/diets/healthy living/green…
