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Demon Birds
This is my house. This is the side of my house. This is my bedroom window on the side of my house. These are the demon birds that squawk at 4:30 in the…
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What would you have done?
Traveling with a woman who is 8 months pregnant,Ridiculous. Being the pregnant woman’s husband,Ridiculous AND exhausting! Imagine having to walk through an airport holding 1,000 pounds of luggage on your back while also…
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Packing with Your Husband
Chris and I are leaving today to head back to Florida for the Easter weekend. This involves a three-hour flight. On an airplane. Where swelling is common in normal people. If you remember,…
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Oh, the Injustice!
Today my doctor attempted suicide sitting in her office right in front of me. She incenuated that I was putting on too much weight. I am only assuming then that she must have…
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Your Pelvic Floor is Your Friend
Last night Chris and I went to our first childbirth class. And then I announced that I would not be giving birth. Ever. It was pretty horrible. Actually, really horrible. So horrible that…
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I Am Not a Redneck. Really.
Chris and I had brunch this past weekend with some new friends of ours. We’ve known them for a while, but we only just recently started spending more time with them, and I…
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The Maverick of the Laundry Room
When I went away to college, my mom sent me with a few simple rules. 1. Don’t take a drink from someone you don’t know. 2. Don’t overdraft your checking account.…
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The Breaking Point
I think I have finally answered the age-old question: How long can the husband of an expectant wife keep his sanity? The answer would be seven and a half months. Chris is revolting…
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…And Then He Had to Die
Chris: Maybe you should think about limiting your Girl Scout cookie intake. Me: Maybe we should get a divorce.
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A Pause During Pregnancy
THINGS I MISS ABOUT MY PRE-PREGNANCY LIFE 1. Diet Coke – I’m sure that I could have some in moderation, but I read somewhere a long time ago that they didn’t know how…
