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Strategic Fatherhood
Me: Do you want a girl or a boy? Chris: (thinks for a minute) A girl. Me: Really?!?! That’s so…
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Maternity Clothes and Scary People
My pants are fitting a little snug. You couldn’t tell from looking at me, but I’m getting a little tummy. Its not big enough to warrant maternity clothes yet, but when…
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Pumpkin Pickin’
Autumn has arrived in full swing here in Connecticut and I am loving every minute of it. It is cold enough for sweaters and boots, but not quite freezing enough for hats…
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I’m Right, RIGHT?
Yesterday I picked my head up out of the toilet long enough to pick a fight with Chris. A big fight. A fight so big that we haven’t spoken since yesterday…
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The Grilled Cheese Sandwich and the Irrational Lady
This past weekend I wasn’t feeling so great. It was Sunday afternoon and so I was laying around in my pajamas, downing Sprite and saltines. Lunch time came around and Chris…
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The Night of Smells
Last night I wasn’t feeling so good, so we kind of laid low at the house. Chris was really sweet and let me wallow around in my pajamas at 5:30 PM on…
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The Grass is Always Greener
Since we have moved into our new house, Chris has become obsessed with our yard. He spends hours out there playing in dirt, digging holes, spraying water on things. And the front…
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Love is Patient, Love is Kind
Me: Do you think you could love anyone more than me? (Silence) Chris: Well, I’m definitely not going to love my second wife more than you.
