• Here Birdie, Birdie, Birdie

    We have birds outside our house.   And I don’t mean like flying around or eating out of bird feeders.   I mean they have built entire condominium complexes in our window sills…

  • Strategic Fatherhood

    Me:           Do you want a girl or a boy? Chris:   (thinks for a minute)   A girl. Me:           Really?!?!   That’s so…

  • Meatheads

    I have never been really great with guys.   As usual, I can blame Chris for this since he’s been My Guy for almost 10 years now.   And not that it happens…

  • Pumpkin Pickin’

    Autumn has arrived in full swing here in Connecticut and I am loving every minute of it.   It is cold enough for sweaters and boots, but not quite freezing enough for hats…

  • Misery.

    I either have my face in the toilet or I am sleeping.   Because apparently THAT is what pregnancy is all about.   Don’t believe anything else.

  • Time for Some Truth Around Here…

    For the past few weeks my blog postings have…well…they’ve sucked, quite frankly.  They aren’t funny.  They aren’t interesting.  They bore me, so I know they must bore you.  A few days ago I…