Man Boobies
“Hey, Beanie.” I say.
“Yes, Mom?”
“You’ve got some awesome man boobies going on there, buddy.”
“Oh, Mom,” laughed the Beanie. “Those aren’t man boobies.”
“Oh, no?” I ask.
“No, silly,” said the Bean. “Those are my pecks.”
“Aren’t pecks supposed to be…more…firm?” I asked.
“Not mine,” he said. “Mine are special floppy pecks.”
“Ohhh,” I said. “Well, then how about that belly of yours?”
“Low blow, Mom,” said Beanie. “Low blow.”
10 Comments
Alisa
i can’t get over this beautiful baby of yours! so glad you share so many pictures!
Christina
He is just so adorable. I like the belly! LOL
Laura
He is too stinkin’ cute! I love all of his hair! 🙂
Sandy
It certainly is embarrassing whey your baby has more cleavage than you do €¦not saying that is your problem €¦but it certainly was mine ;-(
Whitney
Oh my gosh I cant get enough of this kid. He is absolutely precious. He has to marry P. Has to! and the boppy pillow… has been done before too. I cant tell you what I will do for a giggle. In fact yesterday I put her baby towel on my head and danced around. She thought it was hysterical.
Sandy
I meant WHEN not WHEY, but what a funny mix-up!!!
whitney
Ah, hahaha. Sweet baby. Kissable tum tum. Oh, and his line is green! Change that diaper! 🙂
Zoe
I swear, you have the cutest baby I’ve ever seen! Soooooo adorable.
Casey
Our babies have the same physic lol. I love chubby babies! he’s adorable 🙂
browneyednerd
Don’t worry Beanie. Man boobies and a big belly totally work for you.