Pregnancy
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The Ol’ Switch-a-Roo
To Chris, there is a big difference between this: and this: or this: As our due date gets closer and closer, Chris seems to be sweating more. He’s walking around in circles mumbling…
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Stimulus Eggs
It has taken me all week to tell you about the great weekend I had over Easter. First there was the not-so-fun travel adventure from Connecticut to Florida, then there was my baby…
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What would you have done?
Traveling with a woman who is 8 months pregnant,Ridiculous. Being the pregnant woman’s husband,Ridiculous AND exhausting! Imagine having to walk through an airport holding 1,000 pounds of luggage on your back while also…
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April Showers
Yesterday I told about the nightmare day of travel that got us from Connecticut to Florida. Thankfully, the rest of the weekend was so much darn fun that it completely made up for…
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Oh, the Injustice!
Today my doctor attempted suicide sitting in her office right in front of me. She incenuated that I was putting on too much weight. I am only assuming then that she must have…
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Your Pelvic Floor is Your Friend
Last night Chris and I went to our first childbirth class. And then I announced that I would not be giving birth. Ever. It was pretty horrible. Actually, really horrible. So horrible that…
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Pity Cookie
Yesterday and today I have been battling an attack of the swollen extremities. My hands have swollen to freak-like proportions. My feet and ankles look like hobbit feet. And the swelling is continuing…
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The Breaking Point
I think I have finally answered the age-old question: How long can the husband of an expectant wife keep his sanity? The answer would be seven and a half months. Chris is revolting…
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…And Then He Had to Die
Chris: Maybe you should think about limiting your Girl Scout cookie intake. Me: Maybe we should get a divorce.
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A Pause During Pregnancy
THINGS I MISS ABOUT MY PRE-PREGNANCY LIFE 1. Diet Coke – I’m sure that I could have some in moderation, but I read somewhere a long time ago that they didn’t know how…
