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  • Attn: Residents of PA

    Well, I’m getting ready to tell you the saddest story ever. I would normally advise you to look away from the sadness, but I have to tell you in case anyone out there…

  • Self Portrait

    Last night we ordered Chinese food for dinner because Chris and I were too tired to cook something.   Chinese food makes me happy. After I ate, I thought to myself, “Gee, I…

  • Big Wheels Keep On Turnin’

    I am afraid of heights. Scratch that. I am deathly afraid of heights.   Irrationally afraid of heights.   Break out in a cold sweat, need to be put on oxygen, may wet…

  • The Sock Savior

    In our house, I do the laundry.  I hate laundry.  Hate it.  I hate sorting it.  I hate loading the washing machine.  I hate emptying the lint tray.  I hate folding the clothes.…

  • At Least I Was Cool

    Its getting hot here.  We have passed warm and we have entered hot.  And did I mention that most older homes in Connecticut do not have central air?  And did I also mention…

  • That Thing You Do

    I love a good foot rub.  Always have.  But when you’re pregnant, a foot rub becomes better than anything else in the entire world.  I’ve become like a crack addict.  I’ll give anything…

  • Things That Don’t Suck

    So, life kind of stinks right now.  I’m tired of being pregnant.  I’m sore.  I’m cranky.  And if I don’t get my hormones under control, I’m going to end up as a single…

  • What would you have done?

    Traveling with a woman who is 8 months pregnant,Ridiculous. Being the pregnant woman’s husband,Ridiculous AND exhausting! Imagine having to walk through an airport holding 1,000 pounds of luggage on your back while also…

  • I Am Not a Redneck. Really.

    Chris and I had brunch this past weekend with some new friends of ours.  We’ve known them for a while, but we only just recently started spending more time with them, and I…

  • Welcome to My Domain

    WELCOME TO THE NEW CONFESSIONS OF A YOUNG MARRIED COUPLE WEBSITE! Well, after months of trying to pretend we know anything at all about building a website, Chris and I have finally done…