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A Snotty, Pretty Mess
So, next week is my first week back at work. (sob, snort, hiccup, sob, sob, hiccup, snort) I have been preparing for this week since the Beanie got here. Well, preparing/dreading/trying desperately…
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The Shot Heard Around the Waiting Room
Beanie had his two-month old doctors appointment today. And you know what that means. Immunizations. Which is just fancy doctors speak for, “Let me hurt your child and then give…
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Knock, Knock
“Hey, Beanie. Wanna hear a joke?” I ask. “Sure,” Beanie says. “Knock, knock.” “Whose there?” “Dewey.” “Dewey who?” “Dewey have to keep telling knock knock jokes?” “Bwahahahaha!!!” “Oh, Mom. You’re so…
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Man Boobies
“Hey, Beanie.” I say. “Yes, Mom?” “You’ve got some awesome man boobies going on there, buddy.” “Oh, Mom,” laughed the Beanie. “Those aren’t man boobies.” “Oh, no?” I ask. “No, silly,”…
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Oh, the Things I’ll Do €¦
Oh, Beanie. How much do I love you? I love you enough to put this Boppy pillow on my head to make you laugh. And, trust me, that’s a lot of love.
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Take Two Tums and Call Me in the Morning
Yesterday morning when he woke up, Beanie had a rash on his face. It was bright red and on the side that he sleeps on. I about died. I ran to the…
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The Clean Bean
My favorite part of the day with Beanie is bath time. He loves the water. He splashes and kicks and coos and talks the whole time. And he’s the only two…
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Baby-Palooza
Yesterday my good friend, Sarah, and I loaded Beanie and Sarah’s daughter, Emma, in the car and headed out for N’ Joy-zee (read: New Jersery). What could possibly be cute enough to drag…
