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Friday Night Flights
We left for our big adventure to Florida on Friday against the better judgment of my boss, my doctor, and myself. My feet have been battling swelling, and I’m trying desperately not to…
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Packing with Your Husband
Chris and I are leaving today to head back to Florida for the Easter weekend. This involves a three-hour flight. On an airplane. Where swelling is common in normal people. If you remember,…
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Oh, the Injustice!
Today my doctor attempted suicide sitting in her office right in front of me. She incenuated that I was putting on too much weight. I am only assuming then that she must have…
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Your Pelvic Floor is Your Friend
Last night Chris and I went to our first childbirth class. And then I announced that I would not be giving birth. Ever. It was pretty horrible. Actually, really horrible. So horrible that…
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I Am Not a Redneck. Really.
Chris and I had brunch this past weekend with some new friends of ours. We’ve known them for a while, but we only just recently started spending more time with them, and I…
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Pity Cookie
Yesterday and today I have been battling an attack of the swollen extremities. My hands have swollen to freak-like proportions. My feet and ankles look like hobbit feet. And the swelling is continuing…
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The Maverick of the Laundry Room
When I went away to college, my mom sent me with a few simple rules. 1. Don’t take a drink from someone you don’t know. 2. Don’t overdraft your checking account.…
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The Breaking Point
I think I have finally answered the age-old question: How long can the husband of an expectant wife keep his sanity? The answer would be seven and a half months. Chris is revolting…
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…And Then He Had to Die
Chris: Maybe you should think about limiting your Girl Scout cookie intake. Me: Maybe we should get a divorce.
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A Pause During Pregnancy
THINGS I MISS ABOUT MY PRE-PREGNANCY LIFE 1. Diet Coke – I’m sure that I could have some in moderation, but I read somewhere a long time ago that they didn’t know how…
