A Photographic Emergency. And a Lizard.

I am having a photographic emergency right now.  See this camera? It has so many beautiful pictures on it from this weekend.  Pictures with family and friends.  Pictures from baseball games and birthday parties.  Pictures of Gracie running naked through the backyard and Bean doing homework.  Really, really important pictures, you guys.  But the battery is dead on my camera… …AND I CAN’T FIND THE CHARGER!!!!!!!!!!!  (insert melodramatic scream here) I don’t know what I have done with it.  I’m searching.  But until then, you’ll have to let me tell…

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How Elvis Fell in Love With Me

When I first moved to Florida, there was a snake in my driveway and I hit it with my car and you all shamed me for the brutal murder.  Remember that? Ever since that post and all the comments about how I really should have just left the snake alone because snakes are people, too… (Wait a minute…That’s not right…) Anyway, I thought long and hard about it and decided you all were right.  Snakes are friends, not food. So, I have made every effort to live in peace with…

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