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Overrated Fairy Tales
I wrote the following for something (probably Southern Weddings?) but never published it. At least, I don’t remember publishing it. So, I’m not really sure if you’ve already seen this one somewhere. I…
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How to Pick Your Battles
I realized the other day that it had been a while since Chris and I had a good knock down, drag out fight. Which is saying something because we are smack dab in…
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Revenge Grocery Shopping
I am equal parts ashamed and proud of the story I am about to tell. You should just know that. I am swamped right now. It’s just one of those weeks when the…
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I’m a Loser
I’m a loser. I lose things. Not everything, but a lot of things. And generally, it’s the same things over and over again. I lose my cell phone all the time, and sometimes…
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To Clarify
Wowzers, Imaginary Friends! Way to get my back when I’m in a fight! Holy moley! But I should clarify in an effort to defend my ego-battered husband. Sometimes I forget that you all…
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Pouting, Fighting and Apologies
So, Chris and I have been fighting for two days. But we only just ACTUALLY spoke about it tonight. And by spoke, I mean he said he was mad, I got mad for…
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You Get What You Need
Since we bought our house last year, I have been begging Chris to paint the outside of it. It’s this terrible peach color. Like, bridesmaids dress peach. And it has burgundy trim. It…
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Denim Stand-Off
Have you ever seen the show “Everybody Loves Raymond?” It’s one of our favorites. Both Chris and I love it because it’s like real marriage. But funnier. I can’t tell you how many…
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Just Wait and See…
Once upon a time, there lived a boy and a girl who loved each other at a very young age. They loved each other so much that the boy asked the girl to…
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Beyond the Boundaries of a “Normal Marriage”
(WARNING: If you aren’t married yet, you might need to look away for a bit or else you’ll never want to get married. Also, if you’re my minister, please skip this post and…
