Fights,  Marriage Confessions

The First Argument

“Hey, Beanie,” said Molly.

“Hey, Molly,” said the Bean.

“Do you wanna come play outside with me?” asked Molly.

“I can’t,” said the Bean. “I’m working out. These are my leg lifts. See? Up, down, up, down, up, down. It works my abs.”

“Can I help?” asked Molly.

“Stop, Molly! That tickles!” said the Bean.

“Well, then FINE!” snapped Molly. “I’m going outside to play by myself. And by the way, your abs look like an innertube!

“Mooooom!!!!!” yelled Beanie. “Molly called me an innertube!!!!!”

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