Conversations with Bean and Gracie
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Euro-Bean-an
“Hey, Mom,” said Beanie. “Hey, Beanie.” “What do you think of my comb-over look?” “I have always liked your comb-over, Beanie.” “Yeah?” he said. “You don’t think I look like Donald Trump?”…
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Protesting
“Mom!” yelled Beanie. “Someone flipped me over!” “I know, Beanie,” I said. “I put you on your tummy so that you could learn how to roll yourself over.” “But Mom,” said…
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Home with Mom
“Mom,” said Beanie. “How come I’m home from school today?” “Well, Beanie,” I said. “You’re running a little fever and you’ve got a nasty cold so your dad and I thought…
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Finally Friday
“Wake me up when its the weekend,” said Beanie. “BEEEEEANNNN!!!! IT’S THE WEEEEEEKEND!!!!!!” “Mom, try to be cool. Okay?” said Beanie. “Oh, okay,” I said.
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Beanie and the Bumbo
“Hey, Mom,” said the Bean. “What is this thing?” “Its called a Bumbo, Beanie. It helps you learn how to sit up on your own.” “Oh yeah?” said Beanie. “Well…
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A New Discovery
“Hey, Mom,” said Beanie. “I think these things are attached to me.” “They are Beanie,” I said. “Those are your hands.” “Hmmm,” said Beanie. “They do kind of smell like…
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Beanie and the Bib
“Mom,” said Beanie. “Why are you making me wear a bib all the time now?” “Well, Beanie,” I said. “You are starting to drool more now. The bib helps keep…
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Lost, Heathen Souls in Casual Clothing
It is hard enough to get Chris up and dressed for church. He hates church clothes. Its not like I make him wear a tie. I don’t even make him…
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Knock, Knock
“Hey, Beanie. Wanna hear a joke?” I ask. “Sure,” Beanie says. “Knock, knock.” “Whose there?” “Dewey.” “Dewey who?” “Dewey have to keep telling knock knock jokes?” “Bwahahahaha!!!” “Oh, Mom. You’re so…
