• Footsie

    “Dude.” “What is it, Beanie?” “Something weird is going on below my ankles.” “Those are your feet,” I said.   “Remember we talked about those a couple weeks ago when you were sick?”…

  • National Ice Cream Cone Day

    Did you know that tomorrow is national Ice Cream Cone Day? To anyone other than small children and my husband, this is a pretty obscure holiday.   But around my house, it might…

  • Euro-Bean-an

    “Hey, Mom,” said Beanie. “Hey, Beanie.” “What do you think of my comb-over look?” “I have always liked your comb-over, Beanie.” “Yeah?” he said.   “You don’t think I look like Donald Trump?”…

  • Finding the Balance

    This past weekend we had some of our favorite people over for dinner.   The menu? Need I say more? I didn’t think so. Chris cooked these awesome ribs on the grill and…

  • Hormonal.

    This is my birth control pill. This is the packet my birth control pill lived in. And this is the dog who ate the packet that my birth control pill lived in. Later…

  • The Farmer and the Cowman

    Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends. Yes, the farmer and the cowman should be friends. One man likes to push a plow. The other likes to chase a cow. But…

  • A Plea.

    Dear Chris, I think its time you gave me flowers.   Its been a while.   In fact, I think the last time I got flowers was about this time last year.  …

  • Protesting

    “Mom!” yelled Beanie.   “Someone flipped me over!” “I know, Beanie,” I said.   “I put you on your tummy so that you could learn how to roll yourself over.” “But Mom,” said…

  • And Now We Shall Teethe

    Babies are funny.   You hear people talk about baby phases.   In my head, I thought phases were gradual.   But nope.   When Beanie decides that he is going to start…

  • What’s in a Name?

    The first thing I said when I saw Beanie on my first ultrasound was, “It looks like a bean!” And, it stuck. Throughout my pregnancy, we referred to him as The Bean.  …