Self Portrait
Last night we ordered Chinese food for dinner because Chris and I were too tired to cook something. Chinese food makes me happy.
After I ate, I thought to myself, “Gee, I should really get off my big arse and blog,” but I discovered that I couldn’t stand up. I had eaten myself into a hole on my couch. I had become so full of Chinese food that I couldn’t move.
I was my own Chinese paperweight.
Weird, huh?
So, as I’m rolling around on the couch trying to find the will to sit upright, I started thinking about my life on the couch full of Chinese food. What if I could never get up again? I’d need to find something else to entertain me for the rest of my Chinese food-filled life.
And that’s when I found the Photo Booth feature on my laptop.
Well, that’s entertaining.
Yep. Hours of entertainment.
About this time, I started really laughing good. Really loud laughing, too.
Like I was afraid I might wake the baby.
And for some reason, that made me laugh even harder.
So then Chris came into the room and wanted to know what was so darn funny.
He’s nosy like that.
I started out slow with him. I antique’d us first.
He thought it was cool, but he didn’t really understand the true joy of the Photo Booth. So I upped the stakes a little.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, GREMLINS!
Now Chris was starting to get into it.
So I said, “Step into my tunnel of light, Sugar Lamb.”
And he did.
After the tunnel of light, its really hard to think anything else is fun at all. So, Chris went back to his computer and I continued to roll around on the couch with my happy, bloated, Chinese food-filled belly.
I didn’t need Chris.
There are plenty other fish in the sea.
18 Comments
Dana
I love it! How funny! And if Chris won’t play, there are some really cute fish you are hanging with. . .
Tammy in TN
Back when I used to babysit and work through college as a nanny, photobooth would entertain kids for hours and hours. I have never met a kid that didn’t think it was hilarious. A few months ago I entertained all my husband’s cousins in Nicaragua with it. It was like a universal language, and we all couldn’t stop laughing.
Linda in WI
Love the tunnel of light one !! It’s so Star Trekky 🙂 Love to read your blog ! That little Bean is as cute as a button !!! And your hubby is pretty cute , too 🙂 I love your house . Is it a Cape Cod style ? Hope you have a wonderful weekend !
Laura
I love you. That is all. 🙂
Allyson
lol. for real. 🙂
shelley
This would have to be the funniest post so far. Love it 🙂
Tressa
You entertain yourself and us!!! Thanks for the laughs this Friday morning! Have a great weekend 😉
casey
HAHAHA I found a bunch of pics like this on my work comp that my bosses daughters had. I laughed so hard I was crying and then we all laughed some more. We love photo booth.
Zoe
Hehe I love PhotoBooth! And yay, you have a Mac!
Katie
We have several Macs. Its Chris’ addiction.
naomi
the pictures look like the nightmares I would have before eating chinese food before bed.
andrea
my son and i were just playing with our photo booth the other day, he favorite was the mirror image, true belly laughs from a 2 year old, so precious!
Joanie
That is beyond priceless. I laughed so hard that the Hubs had to come over to look and he laughed pretty hard too.
Sarah @ BecomingSarah.com
LOL! Thanks for this; you really made me laugh!
mindy@thesuburbanlife
Your pictures are hilarious! We played around with Photo Booth while visiting with my cousin awhile back…we were laughing so hard we peed our pants a little. Just a little. But it was worth it! What a self-esteem booster, eh?? I especially liked the one where my eyes looked like little tiny peas but my chin looked like it could house an entire family.
P.S. Your blog is really cute! I look forward to reading more!
Mindy
http://www.thesuburbanlife.com
Ashley
Bahaha we do this all of the time at school!! It gets ridiculous 🙂 Do a few of that sweet beanie of yours sometime!!
TeamHaynes
There is no other way to go except Mac.
Chad Barnes
These are somehow different than your normal pictures? Well, maybe I see something different, must be the “Barnes” in you. Love the blog.