• Daycare and the Spoiled Child

    On Monday when I picked Beanie up from daycare, I walked into the nursery and all of the lights were turned off. The room was empty, except for Beanie and his teacher. They…

  • A Super Funny Giveaway

    (Before I start, I should tell you that I have not been compensated in any way for this blog post.   My use of the product was before the company contacted me.  …

  • Rolly Polly

    “Whatcha doing, Beanie?” “Oh, you know,” he said.   “Just rolling around.” “Well, it looks like you’re really enjoying that, huh?” I said. “Oh, yeah!” he said.   “Its a lot of fun!”…

  • A Man and His Toys

    In the past few weeks, Beanie has discovered that he has the ability to put things in his mouth.   He’s gotten much better at working his arms and hands, so he can…

  • Binkie Man, Binkie Man

    “Beanie,” I said.   “Do you really need that binkie?” “What binkie?   I don’t know what you’re talking about.” “You know what I’m talking about, Beanie,” I said.   “I think you…

  • Beancast: Talking Bean

    So.   Beanie is loud. A couple of weeks ago, he discovered his voice and, more specifically, how to yell with his voice.   And he hasn’t shut up since.   No matter…

  • Footsie

    “Dude.” “What is it, Beanie?” “Something weird is going on below my ankles.” “Those are your feet,” I said.   “Remember we talked about those a couple weeks ago when you were sick?”…

  • Euro-Bean-an

    “Hey, Mom,” said Beanie. “Hey, Beanie.” “What do you think of my comb-over look?” “I have always liked your comb-over, Beanie.” “Yeah?” he said.   “You don’t think I look like Donald Trump?”…

  • The Farmer and the Cowman

    Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends. Yes, the farmer and the cowman should be friends. One man likes to push a plow. The other likes to chase a cow. But…