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Annoying Spouses
Chris has been driving me crazy lately. Here is the latest in a long line of annoyances: He called me while I was out today and said he wanted to order a pizza…
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Man Down! Man Down!
So, Chris is sick. Which is why this entire post is written as I whisper it to you. You might think this makes me a very kind wife, keeping quiet so my lovie…
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Alien Encounters
Have you ever been on the ride “Alien Encounters” at Disney World? It may not even be there anymore. It scared the bejeezus out of me the first time I rode it years…
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Inappropriate Parenting
So, the other night, we were sitting at the dinner table and I tried to tell Bean a joke. Only, he didn’t understand it. Chris and I quickly realized that he didn’t know…
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Why Moms Take All the Pictures
While we were at the beach over Christmas, Chris and I tried to get a picture together. Unfortunately, our arms weren’t long enough, so this is what the picture looked like: Totally frame-worthy,…
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From the Trenches of Motherhood
I’M REPORTING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE TRENCHES OF MOTHERHOOD! IT IS 4:38AM! I HAVE BEEN DISPLACED FROM MY POSITION IN MY OWN BED BY A TWO-YEAR-OLD HAVING NIGHTMARES! I WOULD LIKE THE…
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Oh. Em. Gee.
A few weeks ago, we were grocery shopping in Walmart and ran into one of Bean’s friend’s from school named Sophia. Her mom mentioned that they were getting ready to have a birthday…
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Pass Me That Pen, Sweetheart
One night this week, I had to stop by Target on my way home from work. I had the kids with me, which is always eventful. Gracie was sitting in the little seat…
