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These Cheeks Are Gonna Kill Me
Bean grows like an inchworm. He gets pudgy and fat and then he stretches out. Then he gets pudgy and fat and then he stretches out. It’s pretty much awesome. My favorites are…
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Chanting Ovaries
Last week my friend, Catherine, had a little baby girl. They named her Nora and she was beautiful. She didn’t come out all squished up like a lot of newborns. She was pretty…
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Why I Should Not Live in Florida
Last week I came home from running errands with Bean Man and I found this on my kitchen floor. I couldn’t tell what it was at first, so I did the natural thing. …
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Out With the Old, In With the New
As Bean’s first birthday approaches, I have been taking stock of his toy situation. He’s doing pretty good in that area. In fact, he rivals a Toys R Us. But since I know…
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Death by Florence Nightengale
Last week Bean had a cold, which means that this week I have a cold. Ahhh…the joys of parenting. Chris is really great when I’m not feeling well. He makes sure that I…
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Just Cause
This week Chris went back to work and, conveniently, we all started falling apart. I have a terrible cold, Bean is teething so he’s got a fever and a runny nose, and Chris…
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Infantile Coup
In our little rental house, there isn’t much that is off limits for Bean. Everything is so close together that no matter where he is, I can almost always see him. But there…
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Why Is Hanging Out With Your Wife So Un-Cool?
This past weekend Bean Man went to stay at his Nana and Granddad’s house. So, on Saturday afternoon Chris and I decided we would take advantage of our free time and play a…
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My Best Friend Knows My Name So Now She’s My Sister
Ya’ll. P-Dub knows my name. Well, technically, she said Bean’s name first. But seeing as to how he is of my loins, I feel that counts. Let me tell you the whole story…
